Smoking: UK We Love Cigarettes
A love of nicotine unites all peoples across the globe, regardless of colour, wealth or creed. Where religion and politics have failed, tobacco has succeeded…
Tobacco killjoys are less healthy than the smokers they ban
October 17, 2014
David Hockney
Spiteful restrictions mean any place meant for pleasure is now off-limits, writes David Hockney
LONDON, ENGLAND – SEPTEMBER 07: Artist David Hockney poses for photographs with a cigarette at The Royal Academy of Arts on September 7, 2011 in London, England. Hockney is promoting an exhibition of his landscape paintings ‘David Hockney: A Bigger Picture’ which runs from January 21 to April 9, 2012. (Photo by Peter Macdiarmid/Getty Images)
So the mean-spirited are at it again. I’ll repeat: the mean spirited and the utterly humourless are at it again, this time with a proposal to extend the ban on lighting up in public places to include parks. No more sitting down to contemplate and have a cigarette; no more enjoying a walk and a smoke in some of our finest public spaces. I suppose now instead you’ve got to jog and show just how healthy you are. It’s all madness.
I remember the time I used to walk up through Holland Park to Lucian Freud’s studio. Seeing the black rabbits playing on the grass I sat down to watch them, and lit a cigarette. Then some magpies joined them and I was enjoying it. Then along came three girls jogging, who on seeing me smoking gave me a no-no salute. I pondered them and noticed they had not seen the magpies or the rabbits. They thought they were very healthy, but I thought I was healthier.
They were obsessed with their own bodies. When people are jogging they are thinking of body management; when you walk the mind can range over far and wide. Walking is better than running, which wears out your knees and leaves you with excruciating shin pain.
Who is behind this madness? Maybe it is the long arm of Michael Bloomberg, the rabidly antismoking former mayor of New York whose desire to clean up the Big Apple drained one of the world’s greatest cities of its edge and variety, making it a safe place for safe people. Or maybe it is the work of prim do-gooders hell-bent on “saving lives”.
Really? Whose life is “saved” by stopping a few people from smoking in big, open air public spaces? Who are the ones who get this extra time? Do they know who they are? Do they say thanks?
The number of smokers in the UK has remained the same for a few years. Sir Walter Raleigh’s fellow travellers have been revealed for what they are, but now they have reached the hard core, of which I am one. This fact must be acknowledged. It means there are 20 per cent of people who do not care what the doctors say, who know time is elastic – a finding unknown to medical science, it would seem – and enjoy themselves.
If only we could. Any place meant for pleasure is off-limits to smoking. I know there aren’t many people who will stick their necks out for this – I’m one of the few – but it has gone much too far. First it was the airlines, then it was the Tube, then stations and trains, restaurants and pubs. I’ve been told there are hotels where they won’t let you smoke. A lorry driver was prosecuted a while back for smoking in the cab of his truck. Soon they’ll be hauling us before the courts every time we take a long, sweet drag in the privacy of our dreams.
But for now it’s the parks. The parks, the great unroofed outdoors, places where people are not crowded together like on the street. It is only for spite that they are doing this, wanting to punish people. I have a dark idea of what must go through their heads when they watch a fellow citizen cup their hands around a lit match, cradling the flame and sucking in that sublime first draw. Maybe deep inside, behind that stern, superior glower, there is a little part of them that’s dying. Funny, when you think about it.
File photo dated 12/03/12 of a man smoking a cigarette as six lifestyle changes could prevent almost 40 million premature deaths, say researchers. PRESS ASSOCIATION Photo. Issue date: Saturday May 3, 2014. The key risk factors are tobacco use, alcohol consumption, salt intake, blood pressure, blood sugar levels and obesity.
By reducing each of these to globally-agreed targets, more than 37 million early deaths around the world could be avoided over 15 years, according to the study published in The Lancet medical journal. Scientists estimated the number of deaths that could be prevented between 2010 and 2025 by reducing tobacco use by at least 30%, alcohol use by 10%, salt intake by 30%, high blood pressure by 25% and halting the rise rates of obesity and diabetes. Meeting the targets would reduce the risk of dying prematurely from heart disease, chronic lung disease, cancer and diabetes, by 22% for men and 19% for women. Over the 15 year period, this was equivalent to delaying or preventing at least 16 million deaths of people aged 30 to 70 and 21 million among those aged 70 or older. See PA story HEALTH Risk. Photo credit should read: Jonathan Brady/PA Wire
They think they can get rid of smoking, these reformists, but I doubt it very much. They are relentless in their attacks but this is going too far, especially in a country that is reasonable and free, or at least that prides itself as such.
It’s a long time since you could smoke at work. Officeswere the first to go. They didn’t quite force smokers underground – just threw them on the street – and it made us stronger; now we’re the only ones who get any fresh air.
The press are all for it, of course. No one in the papers now supports smoking – that’s why I will be glad when they are gone, and going they are because of the internet. We are going to be in a new era soon, and no one knows really what it’s going to be like. But I expect it’ll be harder to tell people what to think about a thing like smoking.
I know all about how fanatical anti-smokers can be: my father was one, and I have already outlived him. And I know how utterly irrational they are. What is worrying is that there are lots of people in Britain who seem to think that they are well within their rights. It’s hardly a symbol of the fair-mindedness and tolerance that British like to present to the rest of the world. Mean-spirited and cruel, more likely.
It is high time an accommodation was made for smokers to be social again. I might point out that now in California more non-smokers are dying than smokers. The truth is that we have all got to go at some point – so why worry about it. We all get a lifetime.
The writer is the recipient of the 2003 Lorenzo de’ Medici Lifetime Career Award of the Florence Biennale, Italy
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February, 2011
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We Love Cigarettes (Cigarettes Addiction) 5 part series
But as smoking bans in the US and Europe abound, what is happening in poorer nations? Their love affair is still in its first flush – one third of the world’s cigarettes are smoked in China alone. And globally the tobacco industry is still worth $430 billion and going strong.
Intrigued by our planet’s obsession with the cigarette, we decided to capture our love affair with nicotine across the world on one single day.
Part One:? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQOXpQYQr84

A day in the life of the cigarette.
June 29, 2006
A love of nicotine unites all peoples across the globe, regardless of colour, wealth or creed. Where religion and politics have failed, tobacco has succeeded, but at what cost? For over 50 years people have been knowingly paying for the pleasure of tobacco with their lives, making man’s fatal tryst with the cigarette one of the weirdest love affairs ever.
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We Love Cigarettes
This zesty and absorbing film from the rejuvenated science series explores the planet’s ongoing
fatal attraction to smoking. Taking one day – 20 January this year – We Love Cigarettes looks at the
habits of smokers in cities across the world, and at the impact of smoking. While few of those
interviewed as they puffed away on the streets of New York, Mumbai, Dubai and Tokyo expressed the
wish to quit, a heart surgeon in Britain operates on his 4,006th smoker’s heart. He pauses,
mid-operation, to point out the state of the man’s lungs (even the untutored eye can see they are
in a dreadful state) before pulling out the vile-looking, smoking-induced blockage clogging the
patient’s artery. Meanwhile, at the British American Tobacco factory (motto: “Smoking with Respect”),
human guinea pigs are testing new blends. Their boss has recently quit the habit for, believe it or
not, “health reasons”. Cleverly making ironic use of archive films and old movie clips, a technique
pioneered by the ground-breaking documentary-maker Adam Curtis, We Love Cigarettes presents a lot
more than the usual grim statistics-driven portrait of a global addiction.
RT Reviewer-Alison Graham
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Before we start, I’d just like to point out that this column has a no-smoking policy. Readers are advised that smoking is permitted in the nearby television listings, though I’d hurry as it probably won’t be for long.
Helen Britton and Jackie Higgins’s film pondered why, despite the well-established health hazards, 1.3 billion of us around the world still smoke each day. “Cigarettes are delicious but you’re not allowed to say it,” said David Hockney, railing at smoking bans as if he were auditioning for Grumpy Old Men.
