Property Rights: NY Sock puppets and dancing banned in public
Sock puppets and dancing are illegal in NYC in the public view.
Rename the city Bloomburg and turn out the lights.
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Which brings me to a commercial for Mountain Dew soda last night. I laughed my butt off! You see cops in the street talking through a bull horn to someone in an upstairs apartment. They tell him to lay his weapons down and give up. Just then, the swat team breaks down the door and there sitting on the floor is a guy with sock puppets on each hand, giving the people in the street a puppet show. Across the center of the screen it says, “FACT: In New York City it is illegal to use sock puppets.” Then it is told that this is brought to you by Mountain Dew. See, people are waking up!
a. It shall be unlawful to give any exhibition of climbing or scaling on the front or exterior of any house or building.
b. It shall likewise be unlawful for any person, from any window or open space of any house, or building, to exhibit to the public upon the street, or the sidewalk thereof, any performance of puppet or other figures, ballet or other dancing, comedy, farce, show with moving figures, play or other entertainment.
c. Violations. Any person who shall violate any provision of this section, upon conviction thereof, shall be punished by a fine of not more than twenty-five dollars, or imprisonment for thirty days, or both.