Remember “product placement”That evil plot by Big Tobacco to sneak their brands of cigarettes into movies and TV.Have you noticed that nowadays the Antis are even pushing for the United Nations to get into the act and make it a planetary directive that such heinous crimes can never be repeated?
Yes, I’m sure you’ve noticed all that if you’ve been paying attention to the news.? But what you might NOT have noticed is how the airwaves are now being filled with product placement for such things as Twizzlers licorice sticks!
We’re talking about sexy female show starlets seductively using their lips and tongues to play with licorice sticks while solving mysterious murders.? Meanwhile even “Top Chef Just Desserts” gets in on the act, blacking out the brand name of Kashi Go Lean cereal (probably because they wouldn’t pay blood money even if the chefs wanted to use the product) but having contestants whip up “delicious” strawberry and cream desserts out of…. you guessed it….? Twizzlers!
Will there be a similar hue and cry do you think?? Will the United Nations take time off from such piffling issues as North Korean Nukes, international terrorism, worldwide pollution, and the situation in Palestine in order to examine the Great Twizzler Candy Crisis?
What are the potential health implications? What is the environmental impact of the factory runoff? How much does Twizzler-Caused Obesity cost our Gross National Product?? Just how deadly IS Third Hand Twizzler Juice when it’s passed on from Evil Candy Chompers to innocent loved ones through fingertips or stains on clothing?
And, of course,? What About The Children??? Clearly, something MUST be done!
